I am curious

[lastwordy]

If all things were equal -- benefits, safety, environmental concerns, and the like -- would you rather be a stripper (a stripper by NJ liquor-licensed high-end bar standards, which means stripping down to a bikini or lingerie, no nipples or genitalia showing, bounders at the ready -- not a shithole bar) or a Hooters girl? And why?

PS EDIT Girls, decide from the above; guys, either pretend to be a chick or consider it in terms of which would you rather your girlfriend did and why